I debated as to whether or not I would post this but it tops my list of humiliating things that happen to me or that I do to myself!
Justin and I's anniversary is next week and for a year and a half I have wanted to take some sexy pictures for him but after having kids my body is nothing like sexy. I have avoided it over and over until finally I decided that if i didn't get them done that I would prolly never do them so I woke up weds morning and thought today will be a great day for pictures. I got all ready...now I am not a real prissy girl, I like make up but I don't wear it everyday. BUT for pictures I go totally go all out. Fake eyelashes, hair extensions, tons of ratting of the hair...it is a big process.
So I get all ready, set up my backdrop and my tripod and I get naked. Ok I have to say here that I do think my body is totally sexy, i don't my girly parts are sexy and i don't think showing them is sexy....besides you can take a totally sexy pictures without the showing anything...kwim? SO that was the kind of pictures that I was going for...NOTHING CRUDE or VULGAR...that's just not sexy!
So I am taking picture which with a tripod is totally an ordeal, I am sweating I am naked and then Macie comes in my room. Being naked in our house has never been a big deal but she quickly wants to know why i am taking pictures and she begins to give me posing advice. " i like it when you do this, mom you need to cover your boobies, i think you should smile." Then she in forms me that she sees my "pee pee." Ok Macie get out of my room.
Just then there is a knock on my door...crap it is my cleaning lady...I am completely naked except for my 5 inch hooker shoes, which btw i cant hardly walk in. I yell down the hall that I will be right out...I go get dressed and as I am walking out of my bedroom I hear Macie say "hey, hey Steph, my Mom was taking pictures of her PEE PEE!" right then I walk around the corner with the hair extensions and fake eyelashes. OH MY GOSH! I was totally humiliated, she gave me the weirdest look and I tried to explain what I was doing but how to recover from that? Seriously does stuff like this only happen to me?
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LOL. OH MY! that story made my day.. i have a story that doesnt QUITE top that.. but i was home alone and taking pictures of my back.. topless.. and the repair men knocked on the door and came in not thinking anyone was home.. i ran to hide.. but they saw my back side with no shirt on.. and my camera on its tripod... at least **I** wasnt taking pictures of my "pee pee". HAAHAHA
you are hilarious!!! i have had such a crappy day and you made it sooooooo much better!! thank you :)
i have to say to that tyou have made my day as well. I am laughing sio hard. I think because l have children l could totally see them coming in and saying something like that....and then telling everyone about it. LOL. I love it and l think that it is amazing that you were doing this in the first place. You girl and rock those pictures. Hope they turn out...and thanks for the laugh.
OMGosh you crack me up!!!
Btw - I couldn't figure out how to email you... can you send a quick one to me at danny_renee@hotmail.com so I can reply?
Cheers
Kellie, What can I say. I just love you! I love your honesty,I love your humor, and I would love to just see a headshot of this shoot. Just to see your new dark hair of course. Actually maybe more than a headshot...just to get ideas for me! Ok you know I'm not that brave. Thanks for the laugh.
Kelllie, I want to see your sexy pictures!!! You make me laugh so hard!!!
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